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TIP 1 (More will be made
available soon)
In this sample conversation,
discover how to answer rude and generally socially unacceptable inquiries
about your alternative lifestyle. This template addresses any and all deep
philosophical, religious, and cultural challenges you may experience as a
charter member of the International Association of Fully Clothed Nudes.
Q. You’re a what?
A. I am a Fully Clothed
Nudist.
Q. A what?
A. A Fully Clothed Nudist.
Q. But what does that mean?
A. It means that enjoy being
clothed, yet nude.
Q. That’s the stupidest thing
I’ve ever heard.
A. I’m not stupid! YOU’RE
stupid!
Q. No, YOU are!
A. No, YOU are!
Q. No, YOU are!
A. No, YOU are!
Dialogues such as these are the
only way to advance our cause. Please address all doubters and questioners
with love, respect, and an open mind. Remember that they, too, beneath all
those clothes, are naked just like you.
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