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International Association of Fully Clothed Nudes has over three hundred
thousand members worldwide - all active practitioners of non nude
naturalism. As we build up this new
website we will introduce you to many of our members - below are just a few.
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MEMBER NAME: Elle Ovabadie
HOBBY: Teasing men
OCCUPATION: Assistant
Associate Sewage Inspector
QUOTE: “I am very, very
shy. Thats why I could never be seen in public without my clothes on. But I
do like to tease!'
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MEMBER NAME: Bertha Hubbard
HOBBY: Lice destruction; spewing
bile
OCCUPATION: Telemarketer
QUOTE: “For the first time in
years, people no longer assume I’m a moronic harlot simply because of the
way I’m dressed. Now they can find it out after attempting to engage in
conversations with me involving words with more that two syllables! Thanks,
IAFCN!”
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MEMBER NAME: Ann “Big-Ann”
Schuessler
HOBBIES: Reading; calligraphy;
testing automatic assault rifles
OCCUPATION: Librarian and part
tip lap dancer
QUOTE: “I was devastated when my
job relocated me Canada, where I feared the chilly temperatures would bring
my nudist existence to a screeching halt. But now, as a member of IAFCN,
I’m warm all over. Eh?” |
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MEMBER NAME: Lisa Alvarez
HOBBIES: Drag racing
OCCUPATION: Mother of septuplets
QUOTE: “With seven children, I
often lack the energy, the time, or simply the will to fully dress myself.
After joining my local chapter, I have now found the perfect excuse: It’s
because I am a proud member of the International Association of Fully Clothed Nudes, fully supportive of their ideals, goals, and mission
statement. I guess.”
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MEMBER NAME: David McAfee
HOBBIES: Shopping; stealing pens
OCCUPATION: Accountant
QUOTE: “Enjoying my days (and
nights!) as a Fully Clothed Naturalist truly allowed my feminine side to
burst through. I never knew life was so revealing!”
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MEMBER NAME: Glimmer
HOBBIES: Birdwatching; ovulating
OCCUPATION: Systems analyst
(claimed for tax purpose); prostitute (actual)
QUOTE: “My work life has become
so much more enjoyable ever since I began insisting on practicing my nudism
with my clothes on. My pimp—my BOSS, I mean, my boss—has never been
unhappier, which is excellent, as he is a sot.”
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MEMBER NAME: Rainbow Smith
HOBBIES: Avoiding verifiable
contributions to society
OCCUPATION: Like, not hating,
man
QUOTE: “Ohhhhhhhh, we, like,
don’t wear clothes? While wearing clothes? Crazy.”
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MEMBER NAME: Melanie Mynee
HOBBIES: teasing men by wearing
sexy mini skirts and short dresses; eating
OCCUPATION: tattoo artist
QUOTE: “clothes should reveal,
not conceal - that's why I'm a member of the International Society for Fully
Clothed Nudists.”
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